salty cravings

Recently when I was at the local grocery store, (the local grocery store is reserved for emergencies, as its produce is usually riddled with insects and etc) I felt compelled to pick up some saltines. Not 'cause of a stomach ache or other malady, but 'cause I missed the flaky, salty taste in my mouth that's often reserved for recovery. Here's a way to incorporate saltines into your personal style.